Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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