Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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