i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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