My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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