my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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