But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You work out of a Hotel?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Randomize