whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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