my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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