I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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