I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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