She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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