Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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