I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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