ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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