My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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