she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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