Even the bartender felt bad for me
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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