yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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