If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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