do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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