i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
The power of my boobs compel you
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