The maid of honor just puked.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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