you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
he quoted the bible to break up with me
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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