Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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