Your tits are I can't wait for
i think my mom watched the whole time
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Blow job season was short but glorious.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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