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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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