By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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