Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
is that a dick in a sweater?
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