Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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