My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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