My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We talked him into tasing himself.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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