I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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