I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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