oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I take back everything I said about communal showers
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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