Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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