he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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