You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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