i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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