Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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