somebody snuck up and got me drunk
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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