Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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