At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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