but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm jealous of your bromance
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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