just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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