it's too hot outside to masturbate.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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