Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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