check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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