I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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