Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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