I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
When did angry sex become our thing?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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