seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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