Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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