I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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