At least make sure they are 18
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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