apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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